So years ago I had this harem, right? All types of girls in it. Faeries, slaves, humans, elves, even cat girls.

Well, for obvious reasons, I hid them from Arshes.

Tell me though... How the fuck did she still know about them!? What is it with women and knowing about shit you want to keep secret?

Yes, those are my real eyebrows. No, they aren't catterpillars.

Yes, this is my natural hair color. And no, it's not a fucking mullet.

Why does the world fuck me over when it comes to popping Miss Yoko's cherry?